Devlin Mayhem
(Lead Vocals & Background Vocals)
At the risk uv lookin like a pussy and whatnot
I hav desided to do what I wus assed to in that I am riteing a bio and whatnot for the internot
and whatnot. I think riteing is for fags unles uvcors its riteing kick ass rock n' roll songs. And not to menshun I hav not rote anything sins
highscool and I didnt not rite much then eether kaus I wus two bizy gettin lotsa pussy and droppin 12bolt possi-rear in my GTO and rokkin tha
JER-Z seen. Yoo can eeven ask Denny Hornback that evryone noze that I can party harder and rock harder than anyone ever and presently aswell wich I
thank my mom for kaus she drank during her pregnansy which helped to bild my tollerance up. So if any of you pussys ar feelin froggy go hed and
jump bich kaus I will kik yer ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway I digress and whatnot kaus when I was yung and living in West
Verginia wich was a pit uv skum forgottin by God I had to rise abuv the evils of a world that just didnt care that my parents wer assholes. So I
invented a world onwhich I cood live as God of my own world and kick majer ass or so thats wat the therapists sed wen I was yung er sumptin
like that. But I think my situatshun in the succsess that I acheeved now was more manualy ubtained by swimming throo oshans uv alcohol - krawling
across beeches uv cocaine - and haking my way throo the jungles of Marijuana. This jagged path of termoyl and redemptious (Sp?) persistance
led me to JER-Z ware I found the mountain uv hope and my salvation.............................(ROCK) N' ROLL!!!!!
Presently I am the leed singer uv SATANICIDE the most kickass rokkin band ever in the world and presently as well and in the future uvcorse.
Hour polisy is simple......we don't giv a shit about anywon but hour own kaus ROCK is four tha fans. Like I was sayin the uther day to Aleister
when Atlantic Rekerds wanted to sine us for $5000 dollers - I told them strate up.....I don't giv a shit about yer label and besides we just
don't hav that kind of mony anyway. But thats cool kaus if I end up in prison or in the morg that don't
matter kaus I will be livin fast and lovin yung until the day I die....and if I hav to sell my sole to the devil just to play one last
show thats wat Ill do kaus I can always play me a Stareway to Heven!!!!!!!! ROCK N' FUCKIN ROLL - BICH!!
At the risk uv lookin like a pussy and whatnot