Sloth Vader (Drums & Background Vocals)
.....er......well..im from brum loike
and the fing about that is that
just about any band who wuz anyone wuz from brum an i fink taht sez alot loike.
Sabboth and Ozzy who my old dear sed wuz my dad but i fink thats bullshit coz
my dad wuz that bloke wot lived wiv us an e didnt look nufink loike ozzy an
also priest purple king bonham and plant an moterhed. An i mite not no much an
my ed my be rite cloudy an all but i do no sumfink an thats all that matters
and if you dont agree you can stick it up ter arse an fuck off loike. i bin
bangin and beatin fings ever since i can remember which granted aint very long
cuz i cant remember shit but it must ave bin a long time cuz im fuckin good at
it loike an alister sed i wuz a mean drummin mutherfucker which i fort wuz a
bit low cuz i dont fink people should go around sayin i shagged me own mom an
none can prove it anyway butwen e told me it wuz a good fing an now i just
smile an feel proud an i dont punch im or nufink idont even no ow i got to be
in jerzy loike but i no ive bin around lodsa places cuz people who met me told
me but then i met devlin aliister an........er..... fingy the german one an i
never did not never meet no one who rocked as ard an fast as them lot so ear i
staid in jerzy cuz we fuckin rock an you can stick that on yer fuckin website
wank
.....er......well..im from brum loike
